Saturday, April 28, 2007
Rambo Rambo
Oh man, I absolutely adore Rambo, in a non-gay sort of way. [Disclaimer]. TOTALLY BAD ASS! Haha .. check out this kewl scene ...Probably meeting Ling, Ying, WX tml at Fish and Co. Maybe i'll order chicken. -_-!!!.
Seriously, I think I watched First blood like 10 + times already .. and havent got tired of it. Its always amazing to know that if you're Rambo:
(1) You can hold a GPMG with just one hand.
(2) M-16s and AK-47s have probably 100 rounds of ammo.
(3) Your M-16 and AK-47s spit out heat seeking bullets. i.e. you dun need to aim.
(4) You do not need an army when you can kill 50 000+ pple.
(5) Put some gun powder, explode it ... and VIOLA! Your wound has been sterilised. Should teach THAT to the home nursing girls.
(6) The enemy will give you time to assemble your bow, to shoot your highly explosive arrow.
(7) Shooting anti tank weapons without bothering about back blast.
(8) US army is quite useless. Send in the italian instead.
(9) Any girl who gets involves eventually dies.
(10) You never die. (Doh)
I love love love love Rambo.
Glad there's peeps to share our happiness getting our little commissioner badges ... hahaha. Don't mean to sound overrated. But high time we deserved something better ya?
The horse looks almost as bad ass as Rambo. Almost.
(I think Rambo might be holding the leash a wee bit too tight. Hmmm)