Saturday, April 28, 2007
Rambo Rambo
Oh man, I absolutely adore Rambo, in a non-gay sort of way. [Disclaimer]. TOTALLY BAD ASS! Haha .. check out this kewl scene ...Probably meeting Ling, Ying, WX tml at Fish and Co. Maybe i'll order chicken. -_-!!!.
Seriously, I think I watched First blood like 10 + times already .. and havent got tired of it. Its always amazing to know that if you're Rambo:
(1) You can hold a GPMG with just one hand.
(2) M-16s and AK-47s have probably 100 rounds of ammo.
(3) Your M-16 and AK-47s spit out heat seeking bullets. i.e. you dun need to aim.
(4) You do not need an army when you can kill 50 000+ pple.
(5) Put some gun powder, explode it ... and VIOLA! Your wound has been sterilised. Should teach THAT to the home nursing girls.
(6) The enemy will give you time to assemble your bow, to shoot your highly explosive arrow.
(7) Shooting anti tank weapons without bothering about back blast.
(8) US army is quite useless. Send in the italian instead.
(9) Any girl who gets involves eventually dies.
(10) You never die. (Doh)
I love love love love Rambo.
Glad there's peeps to share our happiness getting our little commissioner badges ... hahaha. Don't mean to sound overrated. But high time we deserved something better ya?
The horse looks almost as bad ass as Rambo. Almost.
(I think Rambo might be holding the leash a wee bit too tight. Hmmm)
Posted by Unknown at 4/28/2007 09:21:00 pm
Friday, April 27, 2007
DCB HooOoOooO!
When down with Chui yee to find Mr. Chua ... dots. Who *finally* came at 11 something. At least he came, otherwise it would be a wasted trip. After that makan with CY, den went back HQ to wait for him, while CY needed to earn some money back at J8.So excited when he finally signed the 7 certs ... before waiting for him to signed the rest of the certs (NOT MIND! SO NVM !!! OPPS) I quickly chiong out to the SJ supply store aunty, lest she "chu pattern" and stun me with a 2 hr lunch break.
The bought 7 Commissioner badges!!! Haha .. after all the hype and talk and expectations and *poof* ... Still alot of the hardwork came from Sze Ling, Wei Xiang , TLT, and Chui Yee (NO CY = NO BADGE = Nice clean uniform!).. (See never forget you). Oh and johnny's printer. Hee. Haha ... but hey, we finally did it ya. Small achievement, but still happy with it.
If we manage to give xiao pen you something we never had, I think thats always a good thing. But you can never have too much push ups and runs. hahahha.
Told Shu Hui abt it, and she was visibly happy ... haha. Made me slightly happier too.
Will get johnny to announce and present the badge to whole school ... must do some advertising ... if not KNNBCCB, no one knows we exist.
Someone must give FB a book on leadership. Jackass. Or maybe "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. You're probably from the god damned Crab Nebula." *TIAN !!!*
This sunday no OTC. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Hope no one sees this. Woahaha.
Posted by Unknown at 4/27/2007 02:00:00 am
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Tsk tsk, naughty naughty.
I stand by what I said - NCOs are definitely definitely more important than officers...FB called Aunty in like the wee hours of the morning. Poor thing. Tsk tsk... want to asked what I debrief come call my HP/Email ... don't harass my xiao pen you. No need to tell the world who's boss too.
Its times like these whereby I don't regret going down to train the kids. Hope they pass the JNCO theory test. :D.
Today I was like clicking on ARES ... then I was thinking .. ay .. "Where's my Judson Spence song????" ... Been trying to find/download it for like 2 months already ... Recently kept hearing in on Class 95 ... but still couldnt catch hold of this song. I did d/l this song before ... but formatted my comp and it was gone with the wind.
Then then ... IT DOWNLOADED ALREADY!!! OMG OMG OMG! Haha ... elated.
1E's nicks are hilariously
Ms Quek says my blogs make her laugh. Thats a distorted, warped, and not the mention, a creepy sense of humour. {BEWARE}.
I think the OTC peeps are desperately in need of a decent romance story. Hmm. I think its SJ in general.
Person of the Day (POTD): AUNTY W.!!!
JUBUR* of the CENTURY: Foxtrot Bravo!
*Means good boy. Pronounced as Joo-Bo!
Nothing more the KaoBei about already.
*Waves to 2 Blessing. Haha, Ms Kee walked. :S.
Posted by Unknown at 4/24/2007 07:31:00 pm
Friday, April 20, 2007
PD: Jogathon
This is especially for Lam "Stoney" Yihui.
Did public duty in school today, cos we had some jogathon. FB wanted to fethc the first aid supplies first, but we moved off at like 0645hrs. KBed our Nu-nu ... but as usual, she has armoured protection against that asshole.
So off we went, and I think if we go at this rate, KS should be PD pro in no time. :D. But again, KS got gan-ed by that FB, left right up down centre. Had Nichola to back her up ... thats unity man. :D. After that went around telling pple that he was "in-charge", and yours truly was only "there to help". When something went wrong, suddenly and automagically KS became in charge.... Hahaha. And he did it more than once ...
Tsk tsk, insecure eh? Must go telling pple he is incharge ... haha. Basically everybody who did PD that day was pissed with FB.
FB runs funny.
"Back to base" Haha .. never go NS act army. Double eek.
At the end of the day, no one wanted/bother to listen/see him. (EEEEK!) After prayers, we chionged back to school. 2 pesky 1C kids kept asking for my number. Wassap with that man?
Have the cheek to tell TST that he is "struggling alone in the corps". Hahahha. So poor thing.. awwwwwwwww. Asshole.
Yours truly out.
Posted by Unknown at 4/20/2007 07:38:00 pm
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Badges Galore ... and a C.B.
Long time no post.Went for Uni Checkup. Finally over. Dun realli like checkups.Unless there's pretty receptionist/nurse. :D.
Went back today ... met Sherman and Peng Ting,Aidan along the way. :D. Saw Wei Jie and Cheuk Fan ... -_-!!!. Haha. First thing he tells me whether I know Jolene or not. Same tuition group. -_________-!!!
Went back for SJAB, primarily to give out badges too :D. Special thanks to Chui Yee (for convincing all the old men to sign ... ha) and Johnson "The Moo" Kow, for wasting precious time and printer ink. (At least you got ONE badge)
Most of the 2's and 3's had added another row. Ho eh! Too bad when I was cadet no such thing ... I was still wondering then how come SJ no badge one ah ... -_-!!!.
Here's something interesting:
Was dressed in full uni, and Hui Shan had all the stuff lined up nicely already. And the f****** b****** comes to me, and says,
F.B: "Ben, I'm not ready to present the badges"My first thought was "HELLO?!?! Who took the damn train down, waited 2 hours for the AUNTY (knnbccb) and spent $96 of my mama's money to pay?".
Moi : "No. Badge I give." (walks away)Damn, the look on that face was P.R.I.C.E.L.E.S.S. I cant even envisage him actually PARTICIPATING in the gaining of badges for the cadets. And he has the damn nerve to "present to the cadets". HELLO REALITY CHECK! No one wants you to give them ANYTHING! A******.
I think he personifies C.B-ness. Ultimate epitome of a C.B.
Still can call my place (actually my phone diverted) and tell my dad I "do things behind his back". Naturally my dad couldnt give a shit.
Mama and Papa have been bugging me. "Why the hell you keep going back to that school to help?"
"Xiao Peng You."
Posted by Unknown at 4/19/2007 01:05:00 am
Thursday, April 12, 2007
For Those About to Rock ...
AC/DC in action. Oh man oh man oh man
Popped in my ACDC CD again ... oh man oh man. I think thats the single only thing my dearest sister did for me. [Hi idiot!! *waves*]
Oh man oh man ... this is so good. Click TNT where the tagboard was.
Completed citizenship notes after like a 2 month delay. (shit, Chui Yee did NOT see this)
Posted by Unknown at 4/12/2007 11:16:00 pm
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
ACDC Blogskin ?!
Damn, tried to search for an AC/DC blogskin but to no avail. There's only those wussy-looking flowery blogskins ... sobs.Hey! Looks like my favourite *cough cough*
Went to school with a damn headache, luckily there wanst PT. But the Sec 3s screwed the promo thingie big time, but I think they learnt from it. Hopefully.
So funny. Went back and everyone was like "Hi Mr. Tan!" "Eh, Mr. Tan lai liao ... Mr. TAN!!! *waves*) Haha ... mostly from da Sec 2 kids ... NA kids more adorable. Maybe.
Today our dearest
Taught Sec 1s footdrill, more fun than I thought it would be. Lemme count ...I think taught at least 5 batches of Sec 1s le ... omg. But today was quite fun, with the occasional "Sir I dizzy...". Don't blame them ... first timers.
Seemed ages since I've been to school ... Think because of good friday. Inertia man.
At least the Sec 1s quite enthu about badges and stuff.... in the end the seniors must "suffer" abit... the good courses will let the Sec 1s have it first.
Die ... still owe Chui yee [HIIII!!] the Citizenship notes ... woahahhaa. JIA LAT. Working on it later.
Over n out.
Posted by Unknown at 4/11/2007 11:22:00 pm
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Bro's Outing
Haha, for the first time in like (9 years?), my good bro HB brought me out to Swensens. Haha. He and me were doing our usual talk-cock-sing-song when I spotted this (man, i wished i had this on picture
Asked moi gd bro to take a look, and immediately he grinned. Haha ... we're still er... normal. Haha. Even with his gf beside him. Too bad she didnt get it. But on a more serious note... WTH were they thinking man? Haha.
Reminiscing about the good ole' days and talking about our teachers and the pranks we (mostly he) did. Including the foolscap paper glue prank he did on Ms Kang.
Things Teachers Wish They Could Tell Their Students...
(www.keepersoflists.org/I think these ________ don't know that teachers are ultimately human. Haha .. turns out to be a blessing in disguise. I feel really sad for all the others who silently bear grudges during the span of their jobs.A salute to all the other teachers who have ever taught me. And the rest who are struggling and contemplating on quitting.
- I wish they didn't make you come to school either.
- You should be the posterchild for birth control.
- I wish you were as smart as you think you are.
- If you were my child, I'd beat you.
- I predict you'll be in jail in the next five years.
- I see a broom and dustpan in your future.
- Life only gets worse. Die now.
- You work hard to get a college degree and end up teaching ungrateful idiots
- I may be boring but at least I'm not as stupid as you.
- A******.
Haha ... missed the times in the Staff room though. Hearing the rants and complains of all the other teachers.
Posted by Unknown at 4/03/2007 01:11:00 am
Tips for First Time Relief Teachers
Haha .. this is so kewl. Tips for First Time Relief Teachers
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.Inhale. Exhale.
Relax..................
Whoever said being a relief teacher was an easy job with easy pay? Smack the bugger in the face right now... it's NOT that easy...
Ok, it's definitely better than being a regular teacher, but it still isn't that easy all the time.
Here then, are some tips [and shocks] for aspiring relief teachers. Add this onto all those simple info like "show up at school at 730am" and "Just get them to do some worksheets" that the school will tell you.
1. UNDERSTAND THE TYPE OF CLASS YOU'RE IN
Being relief, you will have no choice in what kind of class you will be teaching. If you're lucky, you will have a relatively well-behaved class, and this is what will happen the minute you walk in:
"Class, stand!" Everyone stands up, and greets "Good morning, teacher." and sits down again, looking at you with curious eyes, wondering what happened to their regular teacher.
If you're unlucky enough, and the class you're relieving happens to be one of the 'bottom' ones:
"RAHAHAHAHAEHEHEHEHCHERCOMELIAO!!!!HAHAHAHA" and other classroom gibberish. One or two boys will be running around the classroom, despite your fervent attempts to catch them and bring them to their seats, another group in the corner will be blatantly ignoring you, and playing their own games, and when you try to speak, a chorus of childish voices will totally drown you, and leave you to die.
And all this while their teacher is either a) at home trying to recover from the high blood pressure and heart failure his kids have induced in him or b) happily out shopping because her relative's a doctor and she got a free MC, while you desperately try to control her class.
2. ALWAYS BE FIRM.
This means never smile, never joke, never play games, never let them do their own thing, never talk to them, never reply their inane questions, never back down on anything you say, never show weakness, never show hesitation.
In other words, switch off the humanity and act like your old, grumpy Chinese teacher with the bad dress sense and the perpetual PMS.
This is vitally IMPORTANT if you ever want the class to do what you want. Because the moment you let slip your guard, and they know that you are human and therefore FALLIBLE, you are so doomed. They will run circles around you like dogs in heat.
Some people may say, "Oh, but that's so fierce! What if I scare the little darlings?" and I say, "[insert name of animal faeces]" remember that you are outnumbered 40 to 1 in a classroom, and that if they were to suddenly realise that they could all scream, shout or run out of the class and you wouldn't be able to stop them all, you are so screwed.
If you were outnumbered 40 to 1 by a gang of ferocious hounds, would you go, "Oh lookit the cute little doggies!" and try to pet them? Same concept.
3. NEVER TOLERATE ANY BEHAVIOUR YOU DID NOT ENDORSE
No one goes to the toilet without your permission. No one goes to the bookshelf without your permission. No one drinks water without your permission. No one talks without your permission. No one even lies on the table to sleep without your permission.
This is now part of classroom discipline. Establish yourself as Most Revered And To Be Obeyed Leader of the Pack. This is once again important, in order to get the class to listen to you. If they feel that you can't lead, they will never listen to you.
And if you survived your relief teaching, and you're out of class, you may do the last thing, which is:
4. RECLAIM YOUR HUMANITY
Shop. Eat. Drink. Chat. SMS. Become human again, and shed off the Dictator For Life persona you were carrying in the classroom. For one, it will endear you to your peers a whole lot more.
Posted by Unknown at 4/03/2007 01:03:00 am
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Lil Sidetrackin'. Blogging Rampage. FlagDay OWNING!
Oh man, still feeling the ~high~ of achievement.There was OTC today. Nuff' said. Haha.
Today recieved a sms, "Why you call us insolent imbeciles?" Well let me think ... I seriously, truly, madly, deeply DO NOT (I mean: I REALLY REALLY) want to name names ... but hey, the more stung you feel, the more you are probably guilty. :D. Of course, there are still some nicer pple which I wholeheartedly appreciate.
Besides, blogging is MY [<---] channel of therapy, rather than slapping you guys upside down. [Which I most definitely would do if i were your parents, but I'm not. But just to qualify .. THATS JUST MY OPINION.]
But hey, it just boils down to one thing: OPINIONS. If you little s****s (specially *** for the particularly sensitive ) can write whatever the heck you want on your parents, classmates, teachers, kindergarten friends, primary school friends, and what not, hmmm ... I believe I can do the same ya? Neh neh neh neh neh.
Just thought of Wen Mei ... long time never see her le. HI MEI MEI!!!!
Always good to see 2B guys and gals in and about PHS. Brightens my day.
I sincerely hope SINGAPOREAN students know how lucky they are. Judging from their megalomaniac characters ... "I'll pray for you all". If that helps. At all. 1C, you are not angels. And luck. sincerely, for the rest of the year. Hope you all do well too. That is, if you all can sit down and shut up/not sleep etc. :D.
Otherwise one fine day, foreigners will quietly take over ... Qualify again: I have nothing against them. But I think the whole lot are just too complacent to give a damn.
So kids, if you are feeling angry etc reading the bottom post (which were in FEB!), DON'T READ LARH! #$@! !!!
School is not even willing to spend a small amount of money for a CONDEMNED computer. Donate to jogathon for what? Glad I handed in a blank card. Helping do flag day is SO MUCH MORE MEANINGFUL. THIS DIRECTLY HELPS PHSSJAB! Don't even know where all the other money goes to.
PHSSJAB - 3K HoooOooOOooO!
Posted by Unknown at 4/01/2007 11:15:00 pm
Flag Day 2007
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Damn, I couldnt help it. Shouts to all the PHSSJAB to help make this possible! Last year we got $600 ..... This year ... THIS YEAR ... T-H-I-S-Y-E-A-R !!! We got .... drum roll ....
-------------->>>>> $3005.57!!!!!
-------------->>>>> $3005.57!!!!!
-------------->>>>> $3005.57!!!!!
OMG ... I'm so thrilled. Again, thanks to each and every single one of you who made the effort !!! Sheryl. that makes to people bursting with happiness. YeAH! *poof* (Burst.)